Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers
shirts that get tight around the armpit
I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE. IM FUCKING DONE OKAY. THE FACT THAT I CAN FEEL WHAT EMOTION THAT STUPID LITTLE PICTURE WITH THE FACE ON THE GOD DAMN SLICE OF CAKE IS TRYING TO PORTRAY MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH FUCKING A WALL
Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.